Dear o’ great and all powerful manatee god,

Yesterday I might have made some mistakes and offended you by suggesting I would ride on one of your own, or training you to leap to freedom over my head like the lovable whale in Free Willy, and quite honestly I had also written about putting you into a headlock, until you submitted and became my new pet but I thought that might be a tad over the line and deleted it.  Well friends, it was all wrong… each and every bit of it and any offense I played upon these precious and lively manatees was avenged ten fold upon me with a massive manatee curse of epic proportions.

I started the morning by trying to cook what looked like waffle mix in a waffle maker, I believe now it was some sort of coffee cream… the staff workers here were not pleased.  A bit later on the boat I went ahead and fell from the edge into the main cabin onto several people that cushioned my horrific looking fall.  The seas were angry that day my friends, and ole Jefferson’s stomach along with the curse of the manatee required multiple vomits.. in the water… in snorkeling gear… with people swimming by.  But o’ great mantee god you were meriful and allowed them to be secret pukes that no one noticed and I just wanted to say I really appreciated that.

In the end, I think we learned a lot about each other today, mainly I won’t ever make fun of you and in turn please call off this horrible curse you placed upon my lowly human body.  Ohh I also got sunburnt.

Thanks, your new servent

jeff

Dear o’ great and all powerful manatee god,

Yesterday I might have made some mistakes and offended wn