• About 50% of people think I’m Belizian… until they hear my awesome tex-mex gringo spanish and I see them throw up in their mouths out of how badly I’m mangling their language. My bad!
  • Everyone speeds around the island on golf carts, which to me seems hard to take yourself seriously in one of those, maybe we need this in the USA to avoid road rage? I haven’t seeen any golf carts that are souped up with spinning rims or a wing yet though.
  • Shoes are totally over rated here… no one wears them, which is fine but FYI there are dogs and there umm remnants around, if you know what I mean.
  • Plantains with every meal… I think people here just can’t think of anything else to do with them.
  • Our vacation sleep schedule has evolved to nursing home lights out hours, 9:30 PM – 5:30 AM – No Jello though.
  • I spent half of yesterday singing that damn “HUNNNNNGRYYY EYEEEES” song from Dirty Dancing, damn you Patrick Swayze.  Shout out to Justin Haworth cause I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him play his leg like a guitar to this one.