7/21/09:

I’m not sure what it is about airports but I think something about them could be responsible for  temporarily disabling peoples’ brains…. and my manners.  Giant families without a clue,  random lady complaining about taking off her shoes on the yucky floor, granny with her 17 gold chains (yes – you have to take those off), slow moving people, people walking the against the flow of traffic, loud talkers on their cellphones that I can hear over the music on my headphones (I can tell you are important), people trying to board in group 1 even though their boarding pass says group 6, and people that generally are too close and running into me.  I think I found  a solution though, what if you could just step into a giant human sized hamster wheel or zorb type thing and just roll over everything?  Step into your airport ball and start rolling folks!

Noble family fun fact: My brother’s hamster once escaped and we couldn’t find it for about a year, we eventually found it later – it had survived on an old bag of halloween candy that my brother had tucked away in his closet when our parent’s made us clean our rooms (aka throw everything in the closet) and was like double the size it had been.