OK folks, it’s been a long day but we made it to the Mayan Riviera so here is a quick run down. First of all, I’d like to point out that I’m typing this message on my new 9 inch Linux laptop and my giant fat bigfoot American hands keep pressing all the wrong keys. ahdfkasjhfiawhfiguvavkawe. I guess smaller isn’t always better. That sounds like something my Mom taught me that I have kept near and dear to my heart, “if it has moving parts, it will break!”
Anyway, the plane ride over got off with an impressive start, you see AeroMexico loads the plane from the front and the back, a revolutionary idea but it was all down hill from there. The people in front of us had a screaming kid, I refered to all 3 by one collective name, Asian Poopie Diaper. The lady diagonal from us, I swear I told Alison we needed to make sure and not sit by here and her 4 kids… totalled failed at that. Across from us was some totally Xtreme! teens with sideways hats and plenty of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. And if that wasn’t enough right behind us we had Team Twenty Something Gold Diggers (again my name for them), I contemplated smashing my head through the window as they discussed in infinite detail their perfect weddings, what rings they will pick out for themselves, and how an old Mexican church would be just so adorable to get married in. To my knowledge, none of them had a gentleman caller… you know, just in case you were wondering.
Once we landed we jumped into our crazy Mexican driver’s van and spend off down the road breaking pretty much any traffic rule I could think of or even existed, except we didn’t ever have anyone surfing ontop of the car like that guy in the movie Teenwolf. Not Michael J Fox, the other guy. Don’t pretend you never saw that movie. You know it was good.
Enough about that, the resort is pretty sweet. We were greeted with Champagne or some kind of fizzy Kool-Aid beverage that reminded me of a line I learned at Christmas from Alison’s nephew Adam, who said it best with the following “WE DON’T EVEN DRINK KOOL-AID!” So we were able to survive the onslaught of tequila, beer, and crazy fu fu mixed drinks.
That’s it for now, hopefully post some pictures tomorrow.
